Screaming

September 26th, 2009

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Cats cannot scream.

Public Transport

September 25th, 2009

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This cat does not even know what city he lives in. Cats don’t care what city they live in.

Doughnuts

September 24th, 2009

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Furthermore, this doughnut isn’t even real- it’s a cat toy.

Soldiers

September 23rd, 2009

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Moreover, their inability to operate weaponry and machinery would make them poor soldiers.

iPods

September 22nd, 2009

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The touchscreen would most likely not be responsive to their paws. Cats couldn’t even begin to understand the technology of the iPod, and they most likely don’t even appreciate music. Somebody put the iPod under a sleeping cat, placed the earbud into the cat’s ear, and took a picture. Also, it is hard to pluralize “iPod Touch.”