Santa



Submitted by anonymous.

Editor’s note- I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way. Calm down. Breathe deep. I know what you’re going through… it’s hard.

PS- the tooth fairy isn’t real either.

916 Responses to “Santa”

  1. Minerva McGonagall says:

    Now who put my brother’s picture on here without his permission?!

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  2. Rose Weasley says:

    Professor McGonagall hello! I didnt know you had a brother. hes soooo cute :)

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  3. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    What?! I though I was just dreaming!

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  4. Rose Weasley says:

    Scorpius if you make out with anyone I will crucio your head off. -_-

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  5. Asteria Malfoy says:

    Scorpius, why are you dating a Weasley???? Your father and I are very upset.

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  6. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    But Rose dear, does that include you? I would not be one to talk mother. You and I both know about father and Potter!

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  7. Draco Malfoy says:
    Hey, I never said I LIKED it! But sometimes, when you’re low on Galleons, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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  8. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    Foolish father! A true Malfoy does not stoop to the level of a peasant.

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  9. Rose Weasley says:

    I guess not. Just dont make out with People for Galleons.

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  10. Asteria Malfoy says:

    Your father does what he has to, you know its hard for an ex-Death Eater to get work. You have no excuse for the Weasley.

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  11. You-know-who says:

    I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!

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  12. Asteria Malfoy says:

    Dark lord you’re still alive?

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  13. VeryConfusedMuggle says:

    Why don’t you all open a seperate chat to debate Santa’s exsistance?

    (Although he is clearly real)

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  14. Rose Weasley says:

    Scorpius will save me from you Voldey. Wont you Scorpius sweetie?

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  15. Scorpius Malfoy says:
    Of course darling. After all how dangerous can the Dark Lord be if he was defeated by a mere infant and thwarted multiple times by children?

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  16. Rose Weasley says:

    I knew I hung out with you for a reason. :)

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  17. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    And why is that? Because of my ability to charm yo so well? ;)

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  18. Rose Weasley says:

    Of course….. and your so cute. ;)

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  19. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    Well a Malfoy’s grace and good looks are unparalleled. With the occasional exception of course.

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  20. Rose Weasley says:

    oops…. I mean your’re so cute. ;) <3

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  21. Rose Weasley says:

    ugh! still wrong you’re so cute. ;) <3

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  22. Asteria Malfoy says:

    Scorpius, why are you still talking to that weasley???

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  23. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    Weasley or not she is still a pureblood is she not? Much better than father cavorting with that….Potter.

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  24. Asteria Malfoy says:

    Her mother is a filthly mudblood though. Lets not bring Draco in to this.

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  25. A Harry Potter Fan says:

    Go to unrelatedwizards . forumsmotion . com

    (nospaces)

    I think you all would appreciate it. ^_^

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  26. Rose Weasley says:

    yay! again new favorite person. :)

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  27. Rose Weasley says:

    Scorpius you must get one.

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  28. Kingsley Shacklebolt says:
    You may not believe in him, fellow AverageCaters, but you must admit, Santa’s got style.

    Just like Albus will always be helpful to those at Hogwarts when needed, Santa shall
    be real to those who believe :)

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  29. Rose Weasley says:

    KINGSLEY!!!!!!! you must get one as well.

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  30. Luna Lovegood says:

    Oh dear, it seems the Sankiti consipiracy has come true…

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  31. Rose Weasley says:

    Luna you must get one aswell

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  32. Severus says:

    Santa never gave me that Barbie doll…

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  33. Rose Weasley says:

    imposter!

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  34. Rose Weasley says:

    Where is Scorpius???

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  35. George Weasly says:

    What you cant tell children Santa isnt real. That’s what Fre…… *sob*…. I was planing to tell innocent children as a joke.

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  36. Hermione Granger says:

    ROSE!!!!! YOUR DATING HIM!!!!!!!I MEAN REALLY, WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER, UNCLE AND AUNT FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  37. Rose Weasley says:

    I’m sorry, I can’t help it.

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  38. Ron Weasly says:

    We are all upset with you…..EVERYONE!

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  39. Rose Weasley says:

    Why? I didnt do anything wrong.

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  40. Ron Weasly says:

    A MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!

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  41. Rose Weasley says:

    A cute Malfoy!

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  42. Ron Weasly says:

    No Malfoy is cute! And they have awful personalitys!

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  43. Rose Weasley says:

    You’re lying. Scorpius is cute and has a wonderful personality!

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  44. Ron Weasly says:

    I donot lie……about Malfoys…..

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  45. Rose Weasley says:

    Yes you do lair!

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  46. Ron Weasly says:

    DO NOT QUESTION ME!

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  47. Rose Weasley says:

    yay! my father realized he was a lair.

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  48. Ron Weasly says:

    You…are…..GROUNDED!

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  49. Rose Weasley says:

    oops no he didnt. :(

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  50. Ron Weasly says:

    I thought so

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