Santa



Submitted by anonymous.

Editor’s note- I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way. Calm down. Breathe deep. I know what you’re going through… it’s hard.

PS- the tooth fairy isn’t real either.

915 Responses to “Santa”

  1. Ginny says:

    SANTA ISN’T REAL?! Oh, and just tack on the tooth fairy too!

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  2. Gabby says:

    By the way wat if a child was looking at this hmmm… great job

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  3. Anonymous says:

    LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Lord Voldemort says:
    YOU JUST STOLE MY CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE.

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  5. Rukia says:

    O_O Love-d?!?

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  6. Professor Quirrell says:
    I think the fact Lord Voldemort declared you stole his childhood innocence made this 487502487520347 times better. WHY!??!?! I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 24 Thumb down 1

  7. Napoleon says:
    NOOO! ALL OF MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS! CRUSHED! JUST CRUSHED! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? D:

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  8. Lindisimo says:

    D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

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  9. the 10 year old says:
    santa isnt real?

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  10. Fuzzylicious says:
    the tooth fair is actually my mother. I know this, because I woke up with her hand under my pillow. ^_o

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  11. innocence says:
    i believe some of you just lost me?

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  12. Ron Weasley says:
    er… who’s santa? the scary guy in red? i thought he was like a giant owl or something..

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  13. Icanhascheezburger? says:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  14. Hermione Granger says:
    I like the way that fictional characters feel that they have the right to comment on the existence (or none existance) of Santa.

    And ,yes, I am being slightly hypocritical.

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  15. MOREKILMER! says:
    Anonymous – It is to get kids to believe in magic, more or less. Not to get them to behave. The feeling on Christmas Eve, thinking Santa is up on your roof…it is a great feeling.

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  16. Neville Longbottom says:
    I like the fact that most of my friends from Hogwarts commented this…but where did Harry Go???

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  17. Harry Potter says:
    HERE I AM NEVILLE!!!! and i thought santa was real!!! but maybe that was actually dobby….

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  18. Dumbledore says:
    I strongly disagree. For, every year I have recieved exactly what I wished for from ‘ol Saint Nick… Wool socks. And as for the tooth fairy……. I am… Th tooth fairy.

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  19. Santa says:
    It’s okay, guys. I’m hurt too.

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  20. Harrymort says:
    *continues crying*

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  21. Ginny Weasley says:
    It’s obvious that even if Santa doesn’t exist, he COULD. He could use Floo Powder and Time-Turners. And the elves are CLEARLY house-elves forced to make toys. He fits all the toys into the bag using the same spell on it as Hermione does on her purse (when Hermione, Ron, and Harry skip 7th year and LEAVE ME BEHIND), then simply Summons the toys. I mean, REALLY. Isn’t this what we all go to Hogwarts for? To learn how to use magic in the real world? *muttering* And to think they were able to pass their OWLs.

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  22. Luna Lovegood says:
    I think that santa is real and so is the toth fairy. After all, the Wraspurt thing is, so THERE Miss Hermione know-it-all.

    (no offense. i am a fan but we are supposed to not like each other)

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  23. Nora says:

    IMPOSTER! *points finger dramaticly at Bogus Luna*

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  24. Luna Lovegood says:
    DEAL WITH IT SISTA!

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  25. Snape says:
    DIE ALL OF YOU!!!! I DID NOT NEED TO FIND OUT THIS WAY!!!!!! Avada Kedavra!!!!

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  26. Draco says:
    You show them Snape!

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  27. Draco says:
    TOOTH FAIRY IS REAL!!! SO IS SANTA!!

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  28. A Philosopher says:

    I hypothesize that one person with a ton of time on their hands wrote aaaall of the above comments.

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  29. Your mother says:

    LIESSSSSS!

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  30. Some Guy In Harry Potter says:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  31. Lavender Brown says:
    WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    WON-WON THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN’T REAL. HOW HORRIBLE!

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  32. Anonymous says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! don’t worry i’m not that dramatic i just thought it looked cool

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  33. Dobby says:
    I AM NOT THE TOOTH FAIRY!!!!!!!!!

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  34. Hagrid says:
    I agree with Dumbledore. Great man, Dumbledore.

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  35. Cedric Diggory says:
    I FIND that very sad.

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  36. Tonks says:
    Who is Santa? You mean Father Christmas? You are all imposters! Clearly you are Death Eaters using Polyjuice Potion. Remus, I need backup!

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  37. Remus Lupin says:
    I would love to back you up, darling. However, seeing as though i have no proof that you are not an imposter yourself and you have no proof that our friends here are imposters either, i find this backup to be difficult to supply. However, since several of our friends that are commenting are no longer living (not to mention you and me), i would venture to guess that your prediction is likely, unless someone has finally found the resurrection stone and has brought us back together for one last conversation. funny that it should be spent debating whether or not santa is real since the things we have witnessed with our own eyes are far more unlikely than there being a real santa

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  38. Remus says:
    Sorry Nymphadora dear, I would have backed you up sooner, but the first night of the cycle is always the worst… Clearly this “Santa” person must refer to Father Christmas, who does indeed exist, and functions in exactly the same way as Ginny stated above. Well done Ms. Weasley, 10 points to Gryffindor!

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  39. Rumbleroar says:
    Saint Nicolas is indeed real …
    … he spends summers with me, on mars!

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  40. Draco Malfoy says:
    At Pigfarts?! That must be totally awesome!

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  41. Goyle says:
    RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!!!

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  42. Natalie McDonald says:

    Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Hogwarts are all amazing.
    RIP

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  43. Draco Malfoy says:
    I am shocked by how many Muggles and Mudbloods commented as well. Don’t they realize that I don’t have time to scroll down to see my friends’ comments? Between trying to murder Dumbledore, crying in Myrtle’s bathroom, and nearly getting killed by Harry Potter in said bathroom, I barely have time to check Average Cats. Honestly, the thoughtlessness of you filthy Muggles. Don’t you have better things to do, like write bad fanfics where me and Harry make out?

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  44. Harry Potter says:
    You don’t like us making out?

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  45. Lilly Luna Potter says:
    Dad? I didn’t know you were gay? Does mum know this?

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  46. Albus Severus Potter says:
    My sister is right! Why, Dad, why?

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  47. AverageWizard says:
    OMGG! u guys are amazing! i FIND this stream of comments totally awesome!Average Wizards pwn!

    RUMBLEROAR RULES!♥☻

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  48. Rose Weasley says:
    Where is Scorpius Malfoy? I need my boyfriend. BTW Santa is real I saw him while visiting Pigfarts over summer break. :)

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  49. Scorpius Malfoy says:

    Do not worry Rose my dear. Santa is indeed real. Do not believe those to ignorant to see past their own denial.

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  50. Rose Weasley says:

    Thank you for supporting me darling. Did you know your dad and Harry were making out? o_O

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