Santa



Submitted by anonymous.

Editor’s note- I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way. Calm down. Breathe deep. I know what you’re going through… it’s hard.

PS- the tooth fairy isn’t real either.

916 Responses to “Santa”

  1. duvall says:
    NOOOOOO LIES!

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  2. Anonymous says:
    WHATTTT?!?!
    MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIEEEEEE!

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  3. Anonymous says:
    Are you kidding? My 8 year old brother reads this site! I wouldn’t want him to get the impression that Santa, a very real person, doesn’t exist!

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  5. SANTAISREAL says:

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  7. IFightGanon says:
    I’m sorry, but SANTAISREAL? 14? What kind of a rock have you been living under? I’ve known since I was eight.

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  8. Invader GIR says:
    “PS- the tooth fairy isn’t real either.”
    Oh come on, now that’s just adding insult to injury!

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  9. Alexa says:
    Oh, come on now. They have a right to freak out. I’m 13 And still waiting for my Hogwarts letter, haha. :]

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  10. Lolipop Jane says:

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  11. SnazzyCactus says:
    SANTAISREAL you need to get a life

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  12. beccatheeditor says:
    If you are either a) too young, or b) too clueless to know that Santa isn’t real, your parents or the people in charge of the group home where you reside should not be letting you on the internet unsupervised.

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  13. Alexa says:

    LIAR!!!SANTA IS REAL!!!

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  14. Harrymort says:
    WHAT???? SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY AREN’T REAL????

    *emo corner* …My parents are liars…SOB

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  16. Jenna says:
    he means, Santa isn’t real…ly fat, anymore.

    he got offered some money from jenny craig to lose the extra poundage.

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  17. Anonymous says:

    “Are you kidding? My 8 year old brother reads this site!”

    Then block the website. Some of us find this one really funny.

    Furthermore, you are asking our help to spread a lie. What is the purpose of the lie? To believe in some over-weight stalker who watches you to know if you’ve been good? It is simply a way for parents to get their kids to behave without painting themselves as the possible bad-guy. It would be much, much simpler to just tell them that Santa isn’t real, but if they don’t behave, you {or rather, the parents} won’t get them that extra present. It avoids having to worry about anything like this, and also avoids future heartbreak when they find out he is, in fact, a lie.

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  20. Henry says:

    Santa isn’t real, but Mrs. Claus is 100%.
    ;)

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  21. Come oN!! says:

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  22. Anonymous says:
    To “Come oN!”

    Actually, I’m a steadfast Christian, but I dont see how Santa has anything to do with Christianity. If anything, he takes away from the holiday, making it more about the material aspect than the fact that it’s we are thankful for our Savior’s birth.

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  23. IFightGanon says:
    @ Anonymous: New favorite response. Ever.

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  24. IFightGanon says:
    Come oN!!:
    Actually my entire family is Catholic. I just find it ridiculous that we have to perpetuate a lie in order to get the children to behave. Santa isn’t real. Get over it. If you don’t want your 6-year-old sister or whatever reading this, then BLOCK THE SITE. Mkay?

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  25. Mikosh says:
    too bad im still putting out cookies… i enjoy the late night snack….

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  30. IFightGanon says:
    Oh, and to all of you complaining about how you had to find out like this, be grateful it was a humorous picture of a cat that gave you the info. I don’t think you’d very much like growing up to be 32, finally moving out of your parents’ house and waiting for Santa to come that Christmas only to realize…he isn’t. (I’m talking to you, SANTAISREAL)

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  33. IFightGanon says:
    No. No he’s not. If you still live with your parents, I can’t wait until you spend your first Christmas alone and wake up to find that Santa did not visit because he isn’t real.

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  34. MeaslyMender says:
    Wow I haven’t seen such a high concentration of stupid comments since ICHC. People need to move on and drop the whole Santa debacle.

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  36. Alexa says:
    I’m not sure leaving would be the best choice. I mean, come on. Just ’cause of one post? Why not just ignore it for the rest of your life? It’s not that hard.

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  37. beccatheeditor says:
    Good grief…

    1) Most people in the world do not believe in Santa. A majority of people in the world do not celebrate the Anglo-American version of Christmas.

    2) Santa has absolutely nothing to do with the beliefs of Christianity. There is no Santa in the Bible. The celebration of Christmas has nothing to do with Santa in terms of the Christian faith.

    3) There are many, many older kids on your child’s school bus or elsewhere that are more than happy to disillusion your child in regards to the reality of Santa. If you thought no one was ever going to tell them, you may be delusional.

    4) Many children still choose to believe in the concept of “Santa Claus” even after becoming aware in a practical sense that the presents come from a more mundane source.

    5) The internet is full of information you may not want your child to know about. Either step up and take control of what they’re looking at, or don’t whine about what they happen to see.

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  38. Blavinktablahblah says:

    Stop reading into a picture of a bearded cat, it’s NO BIG DEAL. It’s a cat, for groodness sake.

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  40. SnazzyCactus says:
    BTW SANTAISREAL- If you are old enough to say WTF you should not beleive in Santa.

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  41. FOR REAL says:

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  42. penga says:
    lol FOR REAL its funny cuz its true

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  44. Relax-please. says:

    It’s the holidays people, relax-it is just a picture. No need to flame believers and non-believers. When I found out when I was younger, I was not upset since I stopped believing. Kids just grow out of santa at one point or another. It happens. They are only upset when they are little, and strongly believe. If a parent tells their child about santa, it’s fine. A good chunk and christian parents do. It just goes with the tradition, and their parents probably told them about santa at one time or another. Relax-it’s a picture. All little kids who believe have heard e’s not real but continued to believe it anyway. Happy Holidays.

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  45. SuccessfulTroll says:

    Being raised Christian, and being a parent, I approve of this message. Santa isn’t real; to defend him is to keep up a lie that’s been propagated since ancient times, when many other things were also believed, and brought into the modern age to spread a veneer of overcommercialized glitz over the meaning of Christmas.

    Does this mean I won’t promote the imagination of my kids, and use the idea of Santa to help them appreciate the holidays and keep a sense of magic and wonder in their hearts? Of course not. But as soon as they’ve got it figured out, by way of internet, their own thoughts, or whatever else, I’m not going to defend the lie. It’s ridiculous, and anyone over the age of 6 should be well aware of the truth. Otherwise, we’re only practicing forced ignorance.

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  46. IFightGanon says:

    Wow. I seriously cannot believe that this debate has carried all the way up to Christmas. In the spirit of the holiday, can about we just accpet that Santa isn’t real and drop it? Oh, and merry Christmas.

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  47. i choose to remain annoymous says:

    Technically, Santa as the western cultures see him is based on St. Nicholas; a Trukish bishop. The story of St. Nicholas is that when a poor merchats daughters could not afford to marry, he having previously been very rich but giving everything up to be more involved in the Chuch, dropped enough money down the merchant’s chimeny to avoid having his daughters sold into slavery. His feast date is Dcember 6, which is celebrated in many primarily Catholic countries by leaving small candies and gifts in children’s shoes. Stuff happened, centuries passed, and it evolved into the modern ‘myth’ of Santa Claus. So, at one point, by a technicalty, Santa did exist. If you’re more interested, I just touched the basic points of the story, so I would recomend Googling it.
    [And I never thought all those years learning this and stuff like it at Catholic school would ever come in handy =)]

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  48. pixalicious says:

    Although Santa is not real, I would love it if this kitten came into my house at night!

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  49. Madame Hooch of Hogwarts says:

    LIES!

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  50. Hermione Granger says:

    You did not have to tell the young ones that Santa Claus is not real, though I found out when I was four

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