This cat will to continue to be unable to play the trumpet, unless it is able to find a store specializing in instruments for 1)people with sharp teeth and single digit hands or 2) cats.
It is likely that this cat has recently watched “The Aristocats” and wishes to emulate the musician cats who perform therein. It will require a rundown house, several other cats of different nationalities and of course, a timeless jam tune such as can be found here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y&feature=related).
Cats are not known for musical aptitude. The closest thing to ‘music’ that most cats demonstrate is a sort of wail or keen which is often a mating call or a cry of distress. Most people find these sounds to be anything but musical, and they would certainly not be mistaken for a trumpet (or a Christmas ornament, for that matter).
This cat is enjoying chewing on an object, which is part of their own form of dental care practiced to maintain the sharpness and cleanliness of their teeth, as well as being a common form of “play”. Cats do not know what music, Christmas, or ornaments are, though I am certain many Christmas ornaments appear, to them, to be great toys, as they are often small, shiny, and lightweight.
This cat may be trying to emulate such musical cats as may be seen in the feature-length film, “The Aristocats”. The lively jam tune performed therein may have contributed to this cat trying to play music, regardless of whether it is able to or not.
The problem is, you are not a cat. You have taken on a name that describes you as a cat, but you are not a cat because cats cannot type nor are capable of forming understandable sentence fragments. You may play the trumpet though because humans often do.
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@Mikey: Drums? Hand drums would work.
It is likely that this cat has recently watched “The Aristocats” and wishes to emulate the musician cats who perform therein. It will require a rundown house, several other cats of different nationalities and of course, a timeless jam tune such as can be found here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y&feature=related).
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Not only is this cat unable to play the trumpet, that trumpet is unable to be played as it is an ornament and not a trumpet.
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This cat is enjoying chewing on an object, which is part of their own form of dental care practiced to maintain the sharpness and cleanliness of their teeth, as well as being a common form of “play”. Cats do not know what music, Christmas, or ornaments are, though I am certain many Christmas ornaments appear, to them, to be great toys, as they are often small, shiny, and lightweight.
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This cat may be trying to emulate such musical cats as may be seen in the feature-length film, “The Aristocats”. The lively jam tune performed therein may have contributed to this cat trying to play music, regardless of whether it is able to or not.
For the unenlightened (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y)
Plus for the variance of nationalities of the musical felines.
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A cat would not be interested in playing the trumpet anyway, as cats do not usually like loud, blaring noises happening that close to their ears.
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I play trumpet.
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The problem is, you are not a cat. You have taken on a name that describes you as a cat, but you are not a cat because cats cannot type nor are capable of forming understandable sentence fragments. You may play the trumpet though because humans often do.
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