NOW YOU GO TOO FAR, AVERAGECATS.
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I actually did a ceiling cat one too, but it said, “Cats do not belong in ceilings.” I suppose this is more average.
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Of course, we don’t have a shot from the point of view of the cat; we can not be certain what he is (or is not) watching.
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If you put a hole in something that is big enough for a cat to put his head through, a cat will almost certainly put its head through it eventually. Assuming, that is, that you have a cat.
This cat is not watching you masturbate. It would likely be quite disturbing to you if it was.
Cats do not enjoy watching people masturbate.
@ AsianFan101: Cats have no contraception of what masturbation is. Therefore they cannot “not enjoy watching people masturbate,” as much as they cannot enjoy watching people masturbate.
@ATC A cat could technically enjoy watching people masturbate if they were to attach feathers to their fingers.
@ ATC: Heh. “Cats have no contraception of what masturbation is.” Freudian slip, or do you not actually know what the right word should be? Hahaha.
Cats like to look at things, this is a normal cat activity.
I suspect that is actually a cat looking through a wall. Ceilings are not usually made of drywall, nor do they contain cats.
I say Freudian slip.
@ATC: I was not aware of cats’ neutrality regarding human solo sexual pleasure. They cannot enjoy or not enjoy(is that a double negative?) watching you masturbate.
I would pull up a long-lost video, discovered and barely remembered, wherein a cat itself masturbates without any human help, but that would be childish.
And only play into SucessfulTroll’s evil plan.
Oh, you are right! I used the wrong word! Sorry… I was tired and taking a break from homework and not paying much attention to what I was doing. hahaha
Ceiling cat is not watching you masturbate. Or if he is, he does not understand what you are doing. Cats do not masturbate, nor do they have a concept of what masturbation means to a human.
CEILING CAT!!!! O GIVER OF CHEEZBURGERS!!!!
I Can Has Cheezburger?
I beg to differ ever used a Q-tip when your cat’s in heat?
I’ll never look at her the same way again.
catman said”I suspect that is actually a cat looking through a wall. Ceilings are not usually made of drywall, nor do they contain cats.”
actually ceilings are usually made from drywall, but are textured so you do not see the seams.
@ Because: I think some cats probably do masturbate.. Are you sure that no cat have ever masturbated?
@luzfish: My cat steals sweaters and tries to engage in sexual activities with them. Does that count?
Every being enjoys sex, but only humans and dolphins do it for fun/pleasure.
Ceiling cat is not amused
This site is stupid.
Maybe you should fix your ceiling
this cat is NOT waiting to pounce upon the next victim walking by.
You’re going to the basement. O.O
average cats thats horrible to go as far to say that he god of cat world is not real and is a mere house cat i shall be telling ceiling cat that and he will smite u with his cat based catty cat cat… cat warriors muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :O >:O
how did this turn to masturbating seriously a 7 year old kid could be watching this and saying what the heck is Masturbating I think I’ll ask my parents. And that be REALLY awkward for the parents
this photo is off motivatedphotos.com
I have to side with ICHC on this one.
BLASPHEMY! How dare you deny the greatness of Ceiling Cat!
before, it’s hard to make the pacing work when you take sohtimeng that was made for one format and cut it for another. It’s similar to the problem of putting commercial breaks into a movie for TV broadcast, only more so.I kind of liked the idea of having a “Next Time.” But at the same time, you wouldn’t want to spoil the next episode.You know those comic books where on the cover, they’d always show an outrageous out-of-context moment from the issue, like Spiderman is robbing a bank? All to make people curious and buy the comic. I’ve been trying to think of different movies and what cover they’d have if they were one of those comics. That could be a nice model for how you think about the “Next Time” segment.
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