Monorails

This cat is not a monorail train. It's just a cat.

This cat is laying on the ground. Most of the time, cats tuck their legs underneath their bodies-sometimes they look funny. They are still only cats.

12 Responses to “Monorails”

  1. lulzfish says:
    Trains usually have wheels, magnets or some other form of human-built locomotion. Cats have organic legs. Also, cats are not restricted to travelling on tracks, so there is no way a cat could be considered a train.

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  2. Also, most trains are made up of a series of cars connected using some form of coupling mechanism. Cats are single entities, and are not joined by couplings at any point. Furthermore, cats are not frequently boarded by businessmen, travelers, or other such things.

    Though I suppose maybe fleas count as some sort of passenger, but they are clearly hitching a free ride since they stay on the exterior of the cat. Which is still not a train.

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  5. Emily says:

    I laughed out loud at this one! love it!

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  6. Brit says:
    Furthermore, to emphasize on this matter, breeds of the feline species, also known as “cats”, would not be successful as trains, because their feet are not genetically built to move like trains, or any other type of moving vehicle, for that matter.
    I have formed the hypothesis that this cat has recently consumed a lot of food, (hence the food dishes), and has leveled its body to the ground in order to take a little rest. The cat in the background is merely observing this matter- it does not intent to “ride this train” in any way, simply because the cat is not a train.

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  7. crittle says:

    I’m still laughing. Its been about 10 minutes :p

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  8. Simple Star Inc. says:

    Hey, did you guys know its actually not healthy when animals lay like that?

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  9. Kelsey says:

    It’s a cat loaf!

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Additionally, fleas would most likely not be considered passengers on a monorail cat due to the fact that they do not use cats for transportation. They use them instead for sustenance.

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  12. not me says:

    Alternative caption: This cat has legs.

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