Ninjas

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Furthermore, cats have no concept of martial arts or performing “kicks”. They usually attack with their claws and teeth.

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  1. Joe Average says:
    October 20, 2009 at 6:45 am

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  2. Triki Petey A. says:
    October 20, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Furthermore, ninja’s are reknown for their ability to avoid being caught in action by the media, and would have kicked the dog in a more discreet manner.

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  3. lulzfish says:
    October 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm

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  4. SuccessfulTroll says:
    October 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Cats would likely be unwilling to sit through the necessary lengthy training regiment required to learn a martial art, and are unable to understand complex verbal commands and would therefore make poor students. Furthermore, they are probably more adept at attacking with their natural weapons than with sophisticated maneuvers designed for human physical structure.

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  5. Fred Weasley says:
    October 21, 2009 at 6:15 am
    I do not see the faded paws the person speaks of…they just look like regular cat paws to me.

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  6. Name (required) says:
    October 21, 2009 at 9:00 am

    I honestly can’t see any faded paws, but it is visible that the picture is photo-shopped. Maybe it’s just me, but i find this picture really annoying/upsetting.

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  7. Triki Petey A. says:
    October 21, 2009 at 11:02 am
    If you look, the cat has 3 sets of paws (front and back being a set). The “Ghost” paws are heading right (they look brown and light brown).

    On an average cat note: Due to the laws of physics, a cat of this size striking merely with it’s paw would be incapable of hitting a dog of this size with enough force to knock it away.

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  8. SuccessfulTroll says:
    October 21, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Cats are not capable of using Photoshop, or other image-editing software. They would probably also not see the humor (or attempt thereat) in this picture, since they would likely not understand what was happening in it if they saw it. Many cats, however, do seem to take pleasure in harming dogs, but that is likely only because they are fiercely protective of themselves and often perceive larger animals (such as many dogs) as a threat.

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  9. Jack Hare says:
    October 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Without disputing that the image is Photoshopped, I’m pretty sure those brown paws belong to the dog. Exactly how the dog got into that position I’m not sure, but it looks like he was either so excited as to literally go bouncing off the wall, or is at this split-second both changing direction and leaping up in mid-run.

    Pretty good shop job overall, but the biggest giveaway lies in the fact that the photo flash is creating a strong, sharp shadow of the dog, but not the cat.

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  10. brittany says:
    October 27, 2009 at 1:01 am

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  11. TheRealWazzar says:
    October 27, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Cats may not be ninjas, but they are capable of a few ninja feats. They are generally quite silent when moving, and are capable of impressive acts of agility.

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  12. brittany says:
    November 1, 2009 at 4:07 am

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  13. Sirius Black says:
    November 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm

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  14. ohai says:
    December 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Oh I disagree. My cat regularly kicks me.

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  15. it's a shop says:
    December 5, 2009 at 1:51 am

    - I can tell from the pixels and having seen a lot of shops in my time

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  16. Raven says:
    December 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!

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  17. taylor jordan says:
    December 16, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    what i have to say is in regards to these phantom paws which are just the hind legs of the dog and cats are very impresive at times

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  18. alana says:
    December 18, 2009 at 5:32 am

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  19. goofy says:
    December 18, 2009 at 6:12 am

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  20. pervert says:
    December 21, 2009 at 10:08 pm

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  21. AliceInWonderland says:
    December 30, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Hey goofy, why would you let your dog kill cats? I always try and save animals that my cat is trying to kill. It’s animal cruelty and is an arrestable offence (particularly if your dog kills someone’s pet cat). You can be fined and your dog will be destroyed. Your dog doesn’t need to kill cats to survive.

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  22. rooza says:
    December 31, 2009 at 2:22 am

    i’d have to say, i disagree. this cat is a ninja.

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  23. pervert's long lost brother says:
    January 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm

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  24. ninjacatlover says:
    February 3, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    CATS ARE NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. lover of jacob says:
    February 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm

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  26. OfficialPro says:
    February 21, 2010 at 2:30 am

    Imaginashuns are bad, mkay kids.

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  27. KILL "EM says:
    September 26, 2010 at 6:02 am

    I Smell a blackbelt

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  28. Call Me Smart says:
    January 4, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    But dogs are.

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