Lasers

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If cats had lasers, this site would not exist. We would all be forced to work in the great cat food mines. There, we would live in fear of our feline overlords, although most likely we would still find them adorable.

48 Responses to “Lasers”

  1. Sarah says:
    LASER CATS!!!

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  2. Adam says:

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  3. admin says:
    I’m just saying it like it is…

    Luckily cats don’t have lasers.

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  4. admin says:
    LASER CATS FTW.

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  5. Nicole says:

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  7. Roxie says:
    Actually, it is not physically possible for cats to wear mirrored sunglasses. Glasses would slip off of a cat’s face.

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  8. sophie says:

    Instead of sunglasses they would wear mirrored goggles (the elastic strap would hold it on to their face) but the mirror would simply reflect the lasers back at the cats and wouldn’t this then kill the cat??

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  11. Fred Weasley says:

    This is my harry potter refrence. And is the mirrored glasses comment not an x-men refrence? So this website is already full of refrences. And to sophie: *High Fives*

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  12. Lily Luna Potter says:

    What’s wrong with Harry Potter references? *high fives… someone*

    (I know not everyone appreciates the awesomeness of HP. I just couldn’t resist.)

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  13. Nicole says:
    I love MLIA =]]

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  14. Tammy says:

    can people like edit the text below the picture? because I entered this picture, but i just put ‘if cats had lasers this site likely wouldn’t exist’…

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  15. Adam says:

    Oh, nothing is wrong with Harry Potter references, but they have no place on MLIA. The site went from actual average things (i.e. “I brushed my teeth today”) to all of these stupid yelling out spells in public, getting asked out by a random guy/girl, high fiving strangers, finding new best friends things, it isn’t average at all.

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  16. Lily Luna Potter says:

    Well people brushing their teeth does not make me laugh. I like all MLIA’s that are funny or at least make me smile. I would never randomly yell out spells in public. Only accio when I’m looking for something which I do without thinking anyway.

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  18. Adam says:

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  21. joe says:
    The Thundercats had lasers.

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  22. Gabi says:

    Despite the drama over the “zomfg not average!” of this catshun… (excuse, me, we’re on AC – caption)…

    I believe this has just made the List of Dares I Am Going to Post on the NaNoWriMo Forums. Great plot point? I believe so.

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  24. Ralph says:
    Adam sounds lame.

    Your silly commentary about cats is pure deadpan, and if there’s one thing that needs to be dead, it’s pans.

    Keep it up.

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  27. Amber says:
    I agree with Ralph. (But Joe also makes an excellent point.)

    This is my first time on this site, and this picture was the very first one that I clicked on to read the comments, because the caption was the funniest.

    Of course, I don’t want to judge. Perhaps Adam is secretly working on cats with lasers, and is taken aback to see his secret plans being displayed so glibly.

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  30. Gembob55 says:

    Hahahaha ok. This is hilarious I love comment wars.

    Id like to point out that you’re right in saying that a majority of the stuff on MLIA isn’t in fact average. But the reason its funny is because it happens to average people and its completely plausible. Can anyone honestly say they can’t imagine some of these things actually happening to them? That’s why its funny. Its unusual, but relatable.

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  35. Amaya says:

    Hmm….continuing the comment wars:

    Adam-
    While I agree with the statement you made about things not being average on MLIA, I think you are over-thinking it. Simply, it’s a site where random things happen to people and they proceed like nothing unusual is going on. People who cast out spells in the middle of Borders don’t sit there laughing at each other, they take it seriously and whoever is the victim of Avada Kedavra will fall to the floor dead. Simple as that. There is no “Good game!” and “WHOO!!”. It’s just….average. They don’t make a big deal about it. Until they post, however.

    Gembob55 FTW

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  36. Amaya says:

    SuccessfulTroll is correct, stupid fan people are annoying. However, I feel like a fan person myself when I see yellow and black together and immediately think (and mostly say) “She’s wearing Hufflepuff colors”. So what if we say spells? Some of us think normal life is boring, and although the spells don’t enroll you in Hogwarts, it brings a smile to your face when some stranger on the street looks at you like you belong on the Funny Farm.

    And just so you know, Harry Potter would not be popular without fans. Just saying.

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  37. Amaya says:

    Yes, I just called myself stupid and annoying. In case you were wondering.

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  38. selenology says:

    I thought this one was *particularly* funny *because* it diverged from the usual normal/scientific rhetoric of the captions. Humor often occurs when expectations are subverted in some way.

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  39. Holly says:

    Don’t kid yourself, we already live in fear of our feline overlords (Just humor them, okay?)

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  40. you know it's a trap says:
    This is exactly what the cats want us to think.

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  41. Duncan says:
    I for one welcome our new feline overloads…

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  42. @ selenology: You have a point. Considering that this site is derived entirely from sparking humor by diverging from the expected norm of the internet, perhaps there is some sense in diverging from the expected norm of the site.

    Maybe we should make a spinoff-site spinoff site. Anybody up for MaybeCatsAreNotSoAverageAfterAll.com ?

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  48. Riad says:

    For those who read while eating, how do you magnae your book and your fork?:pPersonally, if it was a main meal, ma7ib asawi shay wana akil, la tv wala ghaira, +yofathal i wear something comfortable. ama for snacks, fa i usually eat them to please myself when doing boring stuff like studying. w ham when eating snacks, i prefer to watch episodes of my favorite tv shows.

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