This cat is not red.
This cat is not blue.
This cat is not me.
This cat is not you.
This is just a cat
On top of a mat!
It’s not wearing a hat
Or eating a rat.
The more a cat trusts a human when they are around it, the more a cat will generally shut their eyes. This cat has its eyes wide open, so it is possible that it does not trust the photographer.
Oh me, oh my, what a horrible thought!
It’s one that makes me truly distraught!
A cat with no face? What’s wrong with you, friend?
Banish the thought from your head; make amends.
Why thank you, Wiefg! It’s really quite nice
That you and your wonderfully quaint little eyes
Have fallen upon my rhythym and rhyme
That obviously is the best of its time.
I know, I know, it’s boastful and sly
For someone such as Dr. Seuss to reply
In a manner of such open self-adoration
That surely, by now, is gripping the nation.
The endearing qualities of this kitten can be analyzed in terms of evolved preferences, social adaptations, and any number of other evo-psych buzzwords. But at this hour, I can’t be arsed…
This cat also happens to have two eyes on its face. Most cats have two eyes on their faces. Alien cats may have three eyes on their faces. However, alien cats do not exist, nor do alien iguanas.
i love tht kitten !!! its soooooooooo cute !! i have a kitten .. her name is Merry and she is a Maine Coon cat and she is adorable just like this one !!
this cat is not wearing a hat
this cat is not a cat in a hat
cats do not like hats
thus cats do not wear hats
its average thats all i can say
maybe this will keep others at bay
and please forgive me
for i cannot rhyme all the time
it takes skill to rhyme like dr suess
so i may not kill the tyme like mr suess
This cat is so cute! I would write this as a poem, but I don’t really think I can. Also, i wish that the dude with the swear word in his name wasn’t so mean. Is there any way 2 ban people from this site?
Oh me oh my, That cat is a cutie
Even if it just have made a tutie
Its cute, Its adorable!
Has he explored? Has He been adored
Oh me oh my that cat is a cutie!
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This cat would probally like to eat me. Most everage cats do eat Meow Mix, after all.
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This cat is not blue.
This cat is not me.
This cat is not you.
This is just a cat
On top of a mat!
It’s not wearing a hat
Or eating a rat.
IT’S AVERAGE.
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He does and that makes a cat average.
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It’s one that makes me truly distraught!
A cat with no face? What’s wrong with you, friend?
Banish the thought from your head; make amends.
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Poems are wonderful things to be taught.
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That you and your wonderfully quaint little eyes
Have fallen upon my rhythym and rhyme
That obviously is the best of its time.
I know, I know, it’s boastful and sly
For someone such as Dr. Seuss to reply
In a manner of such open self-adoration
That surely, by now, is gripping the nation.
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It has a face like most do.
This is average.
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And two spots on the nose on its face
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“Give me your face!”
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it is no swimming in the ocean, it is sitting on a cushion. how average.
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That is not a cat. It is a picture of a cat.
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I enjoy the face of this cat,
I do not wish to bash it with a bat,
How horrible, how mean, HOW CRUEL!
Why would beat this poor cat you FOOL!
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Poetry will now spread to other sites and go viral
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i love tht kitten !!! its soooooooooo cute !! i have a kitten .. her name is Merry and she is a Maine Coon cat and she is adorable just like this one !!
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this cat is not a cat in a hat
cats do not like hats
thus cats do not wear hats
its average thats all i can say
maybe this will keep others at bay
and please forgive me
for i cannot rhyme all the time
it takes skill to rhyme like dr suess
so i may not kill the tyme like mr suess
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This is a cat who is just about the cutest cat I’ve ever seen.
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dr. seuss lives on! nice cat and nice poems, all y’all.
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SAYS!
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thats not nice asshole.
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This cat is so cute! I would write this as a poem, but I don’t really think I can. Also, i wish that the dude with the swear word in his name wasn’t so mean. Is there any way 2 ban people from this site?
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Oh me oh my, That cat is a cutie
Even if it just have made a tutie
Its cute, Its adorable!
Has he explored? Has He been adored
Oh me oh my that cat is a cutie!
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