Wow. Mature. I’m really glad you all are as delusional as I thought you were. That way, my first impressions were right and I don’t have to take anything back.
@ Get a Life
You are the one whio need to get a life so as we wizard would say get the *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM! out of here
…Harry Potter is FICTIONAL and you are all “muggles” as well. I, too, enjoy Harry Potter but, again, it is a story written for entertainment, not a real story. Sorry to disappoint you, but “Get a life” is correct in what he/she says. You are not Hermione or Dumbledore. They would not sink to this level of immaturity. Grow up.
Hmm, lets see your all mis-using a literalist site for a pointless purpose. Im not wrong in any manner and am quite annoyed at the bullsh*t your throwing at me. Grow up, leave our site, and be so kind as to never return. Thank you
We’ve been having a few good laughs at your expense muggles and would like to point out that: a)Hermione and the rest of us are merely enjoying ourselves in a harmless way. b)We are all quite kind and have said nothing rude to you. c)It’s obvious that you are a hopeless bitch that will find no happiness in the small joys in life.
It would be rather easy for you to view this page once, think TO YOURSELF ‘it’s obvious I’m not as cool as any of these folks’ and navigate yourself to a new, less interesting page. It was completely unnecessary for you to add your catty remarks when they were not wanted here.
You guys are f*cking dumb, you’ve insulted several of us, act like 7 year olds casting your spells, calling us muggles and pretending you are all powerful. You are trolling our site ( using it to anoy the normal users) and simply wont stop.
So dont defend yourselves with lies, saying you aren’t doing anything because you clearly are.
Why can’t everybody just chill out? We all just want to look at pictures of kittens, not throw bitchfits down each others throats. if you guys don’t want to listen to dumbledore, hermione, etc; then don’t read their posts and navigate away. you don’t have to throw a tantrum about it.
Hey Dumbledores muggle friend
yes im sure we would be!!! And i agree with you for every word you said =D
@every other loser on this post
Just get a life!!! We are trying to live our life with happiness and joy unlike you losers who are trying to wreak everyone else’s life. So just go home and go cry in your little corner of sadness and depression cause you have such a bad life…You don’t need to ruin others. You are complaining on how we are using this site improperly well why don’t you go to the other 300 posts that average cats has and leave this one alone!!!Well obviously every one is doing something….You have nothing better to do than sit around on the computer being a jerk. And for us Harry Potter lovers : We are merely enjoying ourselves
You are calling us immature and dumb, yet you are the ones trying to fight us over a website. If you were a mature person, you wouldent be doing that at all.
No, do not try to banish us back to MLIA, because we enjoy it here and we will not leave.
Thank you and good eve.
*sigh*
obviously these muggles are just not as cool as us. all mudbloods should get off this page immidiatly. we are just having a bit of MLIA and averagewizard fun. and you DO NOT have to ruin it for everyone else. all we are doing is leaving fun comments and just because you are too uptight to understand our wizarding world, doesnt mean that we will not avada kedavra your butt off.
average wizards is a site for us pure bloods, and occasionally half bloods and those muggles. and we like to wander beyond our borders, and we are free to do so, soooo with respect to dumbledore..
*beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM! out of here
OBLIVATE!!!
granger! now i have to wipe all these memories
we already have enough issues with that rowling blabbering off our seacrets without you posting this on the internet!
and to every muggle who read this…
By golly! I KILLED the Basilisk! Thanks to Hermione and Ron, though. So of course the the kitten wasnt petrified, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t real. And Hermione was petrified, too, so I think she would know.
if you look into the basilisks eyes, you DIE, not get petrified. Moaning Myrtle looked in its eyes and died. Hermione saw reflection in mirror, Colion saw reflection in camera, mrs. norris saw reflection in water. those guys got petrified.
First of all, I AM a witch. But I’d like to point out that for all of us magic people, there is Average Wizard. Please, my fellow witches and wizards, leave the poor muggles to their cheap immitation of magic that we call the internet. Now then, muggles- Obliviate!!!!
There. They no longer remember this. It was stupid and childish of you to reveal yourself to non-magical folk. That is one more thing our incompetent Minister will have to fix.
Goodbye. (Apparation)
oh my gosh!!!! are you guys serious??? my parents won’t even let me read harry potter so just shut up and stop it! all of us are sick and tired of u going around and “casting spells” and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
@sunshinykitten
please dont bother us or be like HMSShadow we just finished our war and dont need to start a new one. thanks
If yuo see the basilisks eye indirectly then you get petrified, if you look directly than you die.
But from my understanding from reading the Harry Potter books (I’ll leave the movies out of this because I found much of them factually untrue to J.K. Rowling’s writings), if you guys are in fact wizards and witches from the Harry Potter series, then the internet does not exist.
Computers do– I’m pretty sure there was mention of one in one of Duddly’s rooms (can’t remember if it was in the one that Harry was given as a hand-me-down or the one Dud was living in by the end of the series…). Harry occasionally played computer games on it when Dud wasn’t around, but this was of course in the muggle world, where technology was relied upon over magic. So in the wizarding world, or at least my knowledge of it up to the end of the Harry Potter Series, they did not have computers.
Let’s go over this for review. Internet = non-existent. Computers = muggle tools. Therefore, your posts don’t exist, and since you guys are wizards, you don’t care about computers or even inventing the internet.
As it has been thoroughly mentioned in this comment section by many others, wizards are not allowed to use magic in front of muggles. This is especially true of under-aged wizards. My impression is that many of you are in fact, around the ages of 11-15, and just from my understanding that is under the age limit for magic use outside of school, though please correct me if I’m wrong. For those of you who wish to make the argument that magic can be used at even younger ages without penalty, it is not to an extent that you can “Avada Kadavra” people without a wand. Even if you are not in fact underage, what has been repeatedly said is still true, that magic use in front of muggles is strictly prohibited, though all of this is extremely irrelevant because…
…HARRY POTTER ISN’T REAL. And this is Average Cats. Average Cats is not a Harry Potter fansite.
On that note, this kitten did not look into the eyes of a basilisk. Basilisks do not exist. This is a photograph. The kitten was probably startled by the flash and looked up at the camera as it went off.
Ah, but you fail to remember that a basilisk can be born by hatching a chicken egg under a toad. Perhaps a new basilisk has been born. In fact, it’s not even a “perhaps.” My father, Xenophilius Lovegood printed a story in the Quibbler ages ago. Of course, you may have stopped reading after that “Undesirable #1″ cover…
Ok guys, there shouldn’t be a problem with a little rp, they know its not real they’re just having fun. Sure its a little immature but sometimes its more fun. They’re not actually doing any harm, u don’t have to read their comments and ur just making it ur own problem. To the role players, u kindof are crowding an unrelated site, I’m sure there’s a place for it, and don’t respond to others as it will just cause more trouble by hating back. But still, there’s not promblem with having fun, and what’s it honestly doing wrong?
Many of the comments on this page make me embarrassed to be a Harry Potter, AVPM, and AverageWizard fan. Please respect that not everything revolves around Harry Potter and try to be nice to the people on this site, HP fans. I’m currently extrememely sad for my fandom.
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You are the one whio need to get a life so as we wizard would say get the *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM! out of here
oh ya i went there
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Hmm, lets see your all mis-using a literalist site for a pointless purpose. Im not wrong in any manner and am quite annoyed at the bullsh*t your throwing at me. Grow up, leave our site, and be so kind as to never return. Thank you
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We’ve been having a few good laughs at your expense muggles and would like to point out that: a)Hermione and the rest of us are merely enjoying ourselves in a harmless way. b)We are all quite kind and have said nothing rude to you. c)It’s obvious that you are a hopeless bitch that will find no happiness in the small joys in life.
It would be rather easy for you to view this page once, think TO YOURSELF ‘it’s obvious I’m not as cool as any of these folks’ and navigate yourself to a new, less interesting page. It was completely unnecessary for you to add your catty remarks when they were not wanted here.
GET A LIFE.
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xox, Ashley.
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TAKE THAT MUGGLES!
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Draco’s right we do miss you after you get pwned.
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yes im sure we would be!!! And i agree with you for every word you said =D
@every other loser on this post
Just get a life!!! We are trying to live our life with happiness and joy unlike you losers who are trying to wreak everyone else’s life. So just go home and go cry in your little corner of sadness and depression cause you have such a bad life…You don’t need to ruin others. You are complaining on how we are using this site improperly well why don’t you go to the other 300 posts that average cats has and leave this one alone!!!Well obviously every one is doing something….You have nothing better to do than sit around on the computer being a jerk. And for us Harry Potter lovers : We are merely enjoying ourselves
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I agree with you and i wish every muggle was as nice as you =D
Thanks
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At last! I have killed Dumbledore, Potter, all his stupid friends, and a whole bunch of muggles!
Conversation over.
You’re welcome.
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You are calling us immature and dumb, yet you are the ones trying to fight us over a website. If you were a mature person, you wouldent be doing that at all.
No, do not try to banish us back to MLIA, because we enjoy it here and we will not leave.
Thank you and good eve.
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hello voldemort, ur dead, and dont try horocruxes on me because theyre destroyed
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I would think they would be banishing the harry potter lovers back to Average Wizard….
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obviously these muggles are just not as cool as us. all mudbloods should get off this page immidiatly. we are just having a bit of MLIA and averagewizard fun. and you DO NOT have to ruin it for everyone else. all we are doing is leaving fun comments and just because you are too uptight to understand our wizarding world, doesnt mean that we will not avada kedavra your butt off.
average wizards is a site for us pure bloods, and occasionally half bloods and those muggles. and we like to wander beyond our borders, and we are free to do so, soooo with respect to dumbledore..
*beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM! out of here
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granger! now i have to wipe all these memories
we already have enough issues with that rowling blabbering off our seacrets without you posting this on the internet!
and to every muggle who read this…
OBLIVATE!
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By golly! I KILLED the Basilisk! Thanks to Hermione and Ron, though. So of course the the kitten wasnt petrified, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t real. And Hermione was petrified, too, so I think she would know.
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Occlumency with Snape again!? Sigh.
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There. They no longer remember this. It was stupid and childish of you to reveal yourself to non-magical folk. That is one more thing our incompetent Minister will have to fix.
Goodbye. (Apparation)
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Mrs. Norris!! come back to me!! i need you!! Proffesor Dumboldore can we please put these idiot muggles in a dugeon to rot away forever?
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I never knew that people got so dramatized over cats!!!
Did you know that Crookshanks and Ms. Norris are not cats? Jo said herself.
They are oober smart magical cats called kneazles or something like that.
I have one. He tends to eat the fresh water plimpies though
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Oi, there is another of me.
Please pick another character….I do enjoy being the only Fred
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But if it looked into the eyes of a basilisk, it would have died D:
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@sunshinykitten
please dont bother us or be like HMSShadow we just finished our war and dont need to start a new one. thanks
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Correct me if I’m wrong…
But from my understanding from reading the Harry Potter books (I’ll leave the movies out of this because I found much of them factually untrue to J.K. Rowling’s writings), if you guys are in fact wizards and witches from the Harry Potter series, then the internet does not exist.
Computers do– I’m pretty sure there was mention of one in one of Duddly’s rooms (can’t remember if it was in the one that Harry was given as a hand-me-down or the one Dud was living in by the end of the series…). Harry occasionally played computer games on it when Dud wasn’t around, but this was of course in the muggle world, where technology was relied upon over magic. So in the wizarding world, or at least my knowledge of it up to the end of the Harry Potter Series, they did not have computers.
Let’s go over this for review. Internet = non-existent. Computers = muggle tools. Therefore, your posts don’t exist, and since you guys are wizards, you don’t care about computers or even inventing the internet.
As it has been thoroughly mentioned in this comment section by many others, wizards are not allowed to use magic in front of muggles. This is especially true of under-aged wizards. My impression is that many of you are in fact, around the ages of 11-15, and just from my understanding that is under the age limit for magic use outside of school, though please correct me if I’m wrong. For those of you who wish to make the argument that magic can be used at even younger ages without penalty, it is not to an extent that you can “Avada Kadavra” people without a wand. Even if you are not in fact underage, what has been repeatedly said is still true, that magic use in front of muggles is strictly prohibited, though all of this is extremely irrelevant because…
…HARRY POTTER ISN’T REAL. And this is Average Cats. Average Cats is not a Harry Potter fansite.
On that note, this kitten did not look into the eyes of a basilisk. Basilisks do not exist. This is a photograph. The kitten was probably startled by the flash and looked up at the camera as it went off.
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Ah, but you fail to remember that a basilisk can be born by hatching a chicken egg under a toad. Perhaps a new basilisk has been born. In fact, it’s not even a “perhaps.” My father, Xenophilius Lovegood printed a story in the Quibbler ages ago. Of course, you may have stopped reading after that “Undesirable #1″ cover…
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Oh, I remember that. Nasty business.
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Ah, terrible times…
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Won-Won how are you? come on lets go to Hogsmeade and get some butterbeer.
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Many of the comments on this page make me embarrassed to be a Harry Potter, AVPM, and AverageWizard fan. Please respect that not everything revolves around Harry Potter and try to be nice to the people on this site, HP fans. I’m currently extrememely sad for my fandom.
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AHHH Crookshanks is awesome and the best cat ever! that is all.
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