Alcohol

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They can’t hold bottles with their paws, and they can’t use a bottle opener.

42 Responses to “Alcohol”

  1. Anon says:

    Actually, cats will go after beer if you leave it out… just sayin’

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  2. Bob says:

    My cat will drink wine if I leave my glass where she can get to it …

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  3. PXA says:

    I’ve found most cats will drink alcohol if it is mixed with orange juice. I have yet to see if this will intoxicate the cat.

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  4. sjerose says:

    Yes, cats can and do drink alcohol.

    You are correct that they cannot open bottles…yet

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  5. Zomg. says:

    why’re you guys being soooo pedantic.
    Jeez.

    way to suck the humour out the the humour thats been ripped off of lolcats.
    Blergh.

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  6. better than butter says:

    at least lolcats are amusing cats.
    average cats suck
    its the idiots posting comments that are funny.

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  7. HawgF@rtz says:

    I beg to differ
    it’s the people posting comments who RUIN it

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  8. DanFodder says:

    and yes, cats get intoxicated from alcohol. Like humans they have no knowledge how much is enough so don’t leave alcohol for them to drink or otherwise you risk a cruel death to your pet when its liver ceases to function.

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  9. jem says:

    average cats is funny AND you learn at the same time!
    i like it :) keep up the good work!

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  10. Lily Luna Potter says:

    I don’t know if cats can get drunk if gave beer but i know garter snakes can because i’ve seen it.

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  11. Terra says:

    Cats? I don’t know.
    Weiner dogs… now THEY can get drunk.

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  12. Kristina says:

    dogs and cats drink alcohol…..
    dnt ask me how i know… muahahahahahahaha

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  13. megs says:

    cats can and will drink alcohol but I like to keep my cat away from crap beer like coors my kitty and I are all about the microbrews!

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  14. Duncan says:

    “They can’t hold bottles with their paws, and they can’t use a bottle opener.”

    I guess that’s why the cap is still on the bottle.

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  15. Aeva says:

    My cat too absolutely adores alcohol and will get at it in any way possible. Although, like everybody else, I agree that they can’t open bottles.

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  16. Much like the related post regarding overfeeding, and the one regarding cheeseburgers, cats can, of course, drink alcohol. This does not mean that they should, and it is most certainly unhealthy. It’s poisonous to humans, as well, but at least we have the cognitive capacity to recognize that and ignore it. Cats do not know about liver damage or public intoxication laws.

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  17. Dan says:

    I believe the cap is still on the bottle because the bottle was photoshopped in.

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  18. Paula says:

    When I was coming up we had a cat named Sydney who would get into my dad’s beer at every opportunity. He made up a song about him (sung to the Schlitz jingle popular in the 60s): “There’s just one Syd, yeah, yeah/nothing else comes near/If you don’t watch out/he’ll drink your beer.”

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    And if cats DID drink, they wouldn’t be drinking Coors Light.

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  40. Hobbesies_mommy says:

    Cats will drink alcohol if you let them. Which you shouldn’t do, because it can kill them very easily.

    I have to guard my glass when I’m drinking, to prevent mine from lapping it up. Or just drink straight from the bottle.

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